Ever have a day where you just want to bake the crap out of something? Well I do. Gosh darnit I will >:C. I was having a hard time deciding what it should be so I got out my flour and butter and supplies and set to it.

I started out like I usually do and ended up with some usual looking cake batter. It was going to be an Issac Clarke cake. I was going to ice it like his helmet with some nice butter creams and a home made airbrush. I WAS GOING TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING!!!! ANYTHING!!! then it came down to putting my cake in it's pan and baking it. I was going to do this. I put my laptop down and unplugged the internet. I lovingly poured the batter into it's well greased pan and gently scooted it to the middle of the middle rack. I waited for you cake. Waited for you to bake. I mixed icing colors and ..and got a nice cooling rack all ready. but..you...you had other plans! I went to get cake out of the oven and he betrayed me by remaining a soggy puddle of lumpy crap. WHY?! WHHYYY?!~~~~~~

I hate you cake. I hate you and every cake that looks like you.